You May Be a Crunchy Dad If...

You May Be a Crunchy Dad If...

• You have helped your wife prepare her placenta and referred to it as "cooking a steak"
• You have washed cloth diapers yourself
• You saved your tax money to buy a composter
• You know microfiber inserts can't go directly on your baby's bum
• You would rather talk to your friends about the dangers of vaccinating than who won the last football game
• You have used breast milk in your coffee or have taken a shot of it to cure your cold
• You know the benefits of using coconut oil
• You take a swig of ACV every morning.
• You know the difference between a Moby and a Mei Tei
• You are an intactivist (anti genital mutilation)
• You specialize in installing car seats correctly
• You know what the terms CIO, BLW, EBF, CD, ERF, CS, BW, NCB, UC are and use them when talking online (Cry it out, Baby led weaning, extended breast fed, cloth diapered, extended rear facing, co-sleeping, baby worn, natural child birth and unassisted childbirth)

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You Might Be a Crunchy Mom If...

You might be a crunchy mom if...

• When someone mentions "pockets" you assume they must be talking about cloth diapers
• You have used breast milk on scrapes, cuts or cured an eye infection with it
• You have consumed your placenta
• You don't own toilet paper and use family cloth instead
• You don't vaccinate
• You either use mama cloth or a menstrual cup
• During play dates you bring out the dried fruit or vegetables
• Your birth plan is over two pages long
• You have a half dozen baby carriers and usually have two or three on you at any given time.
• You are a plastic free household. This may apply to dishes and toys.

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Why I Won't Be Giving My Child the MMR Vaccine

The MMR (Measles, Mumps, Rubella) vaccine has been popular talk since the measles "outbreak" in Disney.  When I say outbreak, I say that in the most sarcastic tone.  It wasn't an outbreak.

How many people have died in the U.S. from the measles in the last 10 years?  Do you know the answer? The answer is 0.  There was one woman who they claim died from the measles, but it was proven that she died from pneumonia.

Now, how many people have died in the U.S. from the measles vaccine in the last 10 years? 108. 108. 108 people have been compensated by the government in the last 10 years due to death from the measles vaccine.  This means that they openly admit to the MMR vaccine killing these people.  Now think about how many people it has killed that were not compensated.

I understand that you want to protect your child.  I understand it because so do I.  I want to protect them from disgusting germy vaccinated kids who shed their diseases.   I don't understand these mainstream moms who blindly follow their doctor's advice without doing any further research?  Are they aware that these doctors get compensated for every vaccine given?  Maybe these parents just don't know.

All I want is to see a study that proves vaccines are both safe and effective.  One that isn't funded by by Bill Gates or the vaccine industry.  There isn't one.  (However, there are 1234 studies that PROVE autism and vaccines are linked.  That is a whole different topic though.)

The truth is, measles is a normal childhood illness that all kids should be getting.  Just like chickenpox.  Years ago, it was very normal and a healthy way for kids to build up their immune system.  Perhaps some of you may not even know what the measles is and assume it is some scary deadly disease just because your doctor says it is.  The measles is a  rash that lasts three days or less and is accompanied with a fever and a cough.  Are you aware that the measles isn't deadly? Why would you want to risk damage to your child from a vaccine just to prevent a rash.  It's not even guaranteed to stop the measles anyhow.  Just because you get the vaccine, you can still get the measles and most likely will.


Why would I give my child a vaccine that isn't even proven to actually work?

Worst of all the MMR vaccine SHEDS.  That means YOU should be quarantining your child for up to 6 weeks because it is a live vaccine. That you can find right in the insert.

Birth Plan

It is important to have a birth plan in place whether you are delivering at a hospital or a birthing center.  A birth plan will let your midwife or doctor know what you want in regards to delivering your bundle of joy.  This is an example of my birth plan.  Feel free to copy it and/or change it up to better suit your desires.  I am happy to report my midwife had no problems with my birth plan and followed it to a T.

No pitocin

If C-section is necessary I’d like to make sure all other options have been exhausted.  My husband is to remain with me the entire time and for him to hold the baby as soon as possible, and I’d like to breastfeed in the recovery room.

I’d like to deliver the placenta without assistance from midwife when ready.  Do not rush delivery.

I’d like to keep the placenta after removal.  Please store in bags provided.

I'd like to hold my baby skin-to-skin immediately after delivery.

I’d like for my baby to stay in the same room with me, no nursery time.

I'd like to wait until the umbilical cord stops pulsating before it's clamped and cut and I’d like my husband to cut the cord.

If my baby must be taken from me to receive medical treatment, I'd like my husband to go with him or her.

I wish to birth in different positions as I see fit.

I plan to exclusively breastfeed my baby while in the hospital.

If my baby's a boy, I do not want him to be circumcised.

Pediatrician must examine baby in my room.

No bathing

No hat

No Vitamin K

No eye ointments

No hepatitis B vaccine

NO VACCINES PERIOD

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I just received about 150 of these awesome anti vaccine stickers in the mail for free as well as a 5 piece logo to stick on my car to spread the word about the dangers of vaccines!  I plan to give some of the stickers away to a close friend who also refuses vaccines as well as stick them on my mail when they go out.  I am especially excited to put one on a medical bill and send that along in the mail.  I know more healthcare workers are opening up to the idea of the dangers of vaccines, but there are still many people that still choose to inject their children with poisons.  If you are interested in a free set of stickers for yourself or a car piece head over to the site here and contact them asking for the stickers.

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